I Was Just With Justin Fucking Bieber. Fuck.
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
When I see videos of soldiers reuniting with their dogs
When the waiter brings extra spoons for everyone to share my dessert
HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVE TWO HOOK UPS IN ROTATION
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
i want to be asked like this.
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
When someone says I look like I could use a drink
When someone says they don’t like my attitude
When I see pictures of myself and realize what I actually look like
When I see who my ex is hanging out with now