What Is My Life

mooncot:

to kill a flappy bird

blastortoise:

I didn’t make an ad but that won’t stop me

blastortoise:

I didn’t make an ad but that won’t stop me

deanprincesster:

bella-chans:

deanprincesster:

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

clintbarttons:

the followers who stick with you all through the horrible liveblogging are the important ones

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

When my friend with beautiful dark hair gets blonde highlights
When the people I’m with are talking about how much they love kids & then they turn to look at me

whatshouldwecallme:

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This is too accurate

cyberbullys:

darrynek:

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

WHEN I USE WHATEVER REASON NECESSARY TO JUSTIFY GOING OUT ON A WEEK NIGHT

Tamera Mowry Responds to Critics of Her Interracial Marriage ( x )

yesimbeyonce:

unclefather:

i hate my parents. they never get me what i want for christmas. i said to my dad 14 TIMES “all i want for christmas this year is a beyonce cd” and what does he buy me? a KERI HILSON CD because he said it was CHEAPER. OF COURSE IT WAS CHEAPER DAD WHO IS KERI HILSON? IRRELEVANT. I’M RUNNING AWAY. THEY AREN’T MY PARENTS ANYMORE. I’M DESTINY’S CHILD. 

I’m so sorry

beiber:

I Was Just With Justin Fucking Bieber. Fuck.

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about